Category Archives: This N’ That

6 Very Odd Websites — Would You Sign Up???



Here’s a list of 6 just plain weird websites. Althought the extramarital website isn’t weird, per se, what’s weird is that it gets soooo many hits per month. Wow, who knew?

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1. SulabhToiletMuseum.org: a virtual toilet museum
A museum that displays the evolution of toilets and their various designs. The museum is located in Sulabh, New Delhi, India. If you’re so inclined, feel free to browse their virtual museum.

2. AlienAbductions.com: provides you with an out of this world abduction service
If you are looking for the kind of experience that will rock your boring life, look no further! Alien Abductions Incorporated will provide you with a personalized, realistic memory of the alien abduction you’ve been waiting for your entire life. Supposedly, their team has highly trained professionals including doctors, hypnotists, and memory implant technicians– all to give you the time of your life.

3. Despair.com: world’s best demotivator
Words of motivation, encouragement, and inspiration– you’ve heard it all before. To bash the motivation industry, here comes Despair, Inc. It claims the motivation industry has been crushing dreams for decades by selling the easy lie of success.  So Despair, Inc. decided to differentiate itself- by crushing dreams with hard truths! Yikes!!!

4. AfterLifeTelegrams.com: sends your message to the afterlife
For a donation of $5.00 per word ($25 minimum), telegrams can be delivered to people who are already dead. This is done with the help of terminally ill volunteers who memorize the telegrams before passing away, and then deliver the telegrams after they have passed on.

5. AshleyMadison.com: dating site for discreet encounters and extramarital affairs
It’s marketed towards those already in a committed relationship. “Life is short, have an affair” is the site’s slogan and its founder is a happily married man. Although the site has drawn heavy criticism, no one can deny that the business venture is a huge success, receiving roughly 1,800,000 visitors per month!

6. Mockery.org (Not mensa): a virtual society of idiots
If there is a society for the highly intellectual, then there is also a society for the stupid—called Not mensa. The founder, John Smythe, got the idea when he was denied membership in a club for intellectuals on the grounds that he was stupid. You can apply for free idiot membership by taking their IQ test.

 

Guys: 5 Sex Mood-Ruiners



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Let’s face it, sex is a pretty intimate experience for all involve. So guys, you don’t want to ruin the mood with these verbal gaffaws:

1. “Not like that.”  “It’s not very sexy or encouraging to be told our skills are subpar in the heat of the moment,” says Amy Levine, sex coach. “You should always frame it in the positive by talking about what you do like. Also avoid: “What are you doing?!”

2. “My ex used to love it when I…” All women are different. Besides, who’s to say that the previous women didn’t fake their pleasure just to get you to finish quicker?” ZING! Aside from that, talking about your prior sexual encounters can make her feel threatened and jealous. Does she really need to hear about it? For a lot of women, that’s a dealbreaker. Also avoid: “Let’s try this position that I did one time with…”

3. “I have to be out of here by 4:00.”  Making allusions to the idea that you don’t have much time to work with is a major mood-downer. At least wait until afterward! Also avoid: “I need to wake up early tomorrow, so I need to go soon.”

4. “I wish you had more ass to grab!” Here’s a newsflash: Women can feel insecure, especially when they’re naked and most vulnerable. Pointing out things about other women’s bodies that you like, particularly ones that highlight what your partner doesn’t have, is a big no-no. Anything that’s going to make a woman self-conscious is a female-libido kill.  Also avoid: “What’s that weird, strange red thing on your …?”

5. “Did you come yet?” Stop asking if she came or saying that you want to see her come. That puts way too much pressure on her. If she did climax, she may choose to say so or not. Also avoid: “Are you going to come soon? or “Come on, Come for me, come for me, come for me.”

What’s important to remember is to simply enjoy the moments together without putting added pressure on either of you.

Happy sex play!  🙂

~Men’s Health

Ukraine’s Amazing & Passionate Dance Duo. Wow!!



~ Thanks Alex D. for telling me about this great video.  🙂

I Am Erotica…

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I AM EROTICA

 

A passionate poem by Zey Tavia.  Look for it soon.


Fortune Cookie Quotes

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The Fortune Cookie Quotes

Money speaks a language everyone understands. Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart.
* What I get out of this is: Money and music ain’t the same thing. I’ll take the “money”.. Just teasing. 🙂

Keep it simple. The more you say, the less people remember.
* It’s the fortune cookie’s nice way of saying “shut up”. Hehe

It’s easier to go down a hill than up it, but the view is much better at the top.
* It seems like every bicyclist says this.

Your efforts at planning will bring rich rewards.* This is one of those fortune where you roll your eyes. I don’t know about you, but I haven’t had a rich reward yet!!!

Love is on its way.
* Really? I didn’t have a clue. I’m w-a-i-t-i-n-g.

Make 2 grins grow where there was only 1 grouch before.

Chase your dreams.
* Some dreams are truly worth making the effort, and taking the risk.

When someone sees you smile, it brings a smile in return.
* Smiles and kisses are contagious. Pass one on! 🙂

Re-decorating will be in your future plans.
* Ahhh, just when you thought your remodeling days were over.

Prevention is better than the cure.
* As the wise man says, an ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure.

Look up at the sky tonight. Take a moment for yourself.
* Yes. Always take time for yourself.

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of your life.
* Yes!!! What a cool saying.

Look for the dream that keeps coming back. It is your destiny.
* Jeezuz. I hope not. Oh crap if it is, cause I’m definitely in trouble.

A kind word warms for 3 winters.
* Why not 4 or 5 winters??? Heck, I’m cold right now! Hmmm, or maybe I should be grateful for 3 winters as it could’ve been less!

Think It, Say It

 

I want it. I desire it. Always. Mi vida, mi mundo, la gente que creo en mi mente.

I was BORN to write Romantic Erotica. A Weaver of Sensual Magic–I am the Goddess Of Words…

 

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It’s All About Bright Bold Colors

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This is a RAVE:

I love the HGTV channel–they’re the reason I got bold enough to paint my reading room distinctive red trimmed in white. Wow.

Pearls & Black Lace

Nothing says sexy like cultured pearls strung to black lace panties.

 

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